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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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