Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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