A man gets pushed in to a pole...

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Whats funnier than 24, 69

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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