What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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you suck

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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