- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Chlamydia

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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