Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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penis. nuff said.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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