What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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