- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

how do you win a game try your best

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Anti Joke

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