Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Bob Saget that is all

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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