Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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