- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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