- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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