- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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