- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Knock, knock -The door's open.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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