- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

If life gives you lemonade.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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