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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What black and has children A black man

non poop

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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