- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

A Fat Kenyan

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

A storm be brewin!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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