- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

AIDS.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Kefka > Sephiroth

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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