Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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