How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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An Aisian failed a test

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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