- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Hail Hitler

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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