- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Nero, sure you are okay?

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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