- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

c-? men, C-men

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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