What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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