Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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