I'm homeless.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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