Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

brittney griner

Woman rights.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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