- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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whats 7+4? 74

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

-knock knock! -doors open

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

- Helen Keller

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