- Anti Joke

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

National security?