i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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