A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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