- Anti Joke

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

National security?

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel