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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Jack Stevens

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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