Did nims chinnie? Fins.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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