why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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your face

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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