What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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