- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What did the car do? CRASH!

ask me if im a door yes

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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