- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Neither did she.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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