A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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