- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

osama bin laden is dead

Boner

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

So does Blake

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Chlamydia

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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