Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

a black man did not eat chicken.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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