How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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weston cage

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Queens Park rangers

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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69

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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