- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

bryden is a faggot

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

How do you spell eight? 8

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

7+5=12

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

whats green and slimy? green slim

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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