- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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