- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Knock knock.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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