a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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