the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

your life

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What is your bill about? Clinton

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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