- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

sky's sty

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Do u take sugar?

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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