minorities.....

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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feminine literature

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Rebecca Black.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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