did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Im cute hehehee

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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