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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Albino African Americans

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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