Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

your mum

Nickelback

Yo Momma is not fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

When life throws you lemons, duck.

mexicans fishing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...