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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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