How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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How about that airline food?

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Your life

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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What does water smell like? water.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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