Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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knock knock

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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