- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What would u like to drink?

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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