- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

copy me and i will kill you

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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