What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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