- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Caca.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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