What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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your life

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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woman's rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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