- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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