Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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