- Anti Joke

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

knock knock go away!!!

Roses are red. Violets are purple