What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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