Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Queens Park rangers

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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