Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Anti Joke

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