- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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