the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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