Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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this is not a drill.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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there was once a jew

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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it's funny because it's funny

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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