darude- sandstorm

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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im saul and i love cock

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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