- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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