- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

How old are you? 7

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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