- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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