- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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