Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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