Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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