- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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