- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

im saul and i love cock

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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