What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

My Butthole.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

HURT

i have two hands.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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