I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

The Morman Religion.

women's rights

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Womens Rights

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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