- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Dude man, I'm high...

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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