what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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