You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Ben Affleck

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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The Morman Religion.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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women's rights

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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Womens Rights

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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