If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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A fish swims up your penis...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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