Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Yo Momma is not fat.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

your mum

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Nickelback

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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