- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What does water smell like? water.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

How old are you? 7

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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