A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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