- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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