No!

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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HEY!

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What would Muhammed do?

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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im gay

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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