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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Sam Hengal.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Terry has ebola

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

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