- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

jd and zach loves vigina

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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