- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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