- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Sharvil has aids 4 times

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

jd and zach loves vigina

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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