What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Women's Rights.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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