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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Brain fart

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Mitt Romney

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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