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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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