An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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time to spruce up!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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