- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Justin beiber..

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Poop

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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