There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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minorities.....

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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