What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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your life

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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no pun intended

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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