How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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