Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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kennah campion... being nice

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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Guess what? AIDS!

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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