- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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