- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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