"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

A Fat Kenyan

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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