Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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I'm Coming

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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