- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

feminists.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

what looks like a banana? a penis

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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