- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Where's my tractor?

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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