Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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Gus's mom

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Women's Soccer.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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