Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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