Thats what she said

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Caca.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Death by kayak

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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