Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Two women were sitting quietly.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

womens rights

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

You having friends.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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