- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

I need to start studying.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Allah walked into AK Bar

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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