- Anti Joke

What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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