One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Penis

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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