Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Donald Trump.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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