- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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