What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Gingers.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

penis

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

SHUT UP JP

A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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