- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

what is orange and blue 2 colors

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