Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

i named my son Frodo because he was little

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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