- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

CFL

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

#Getweird

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Nickleback.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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