Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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