Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Anti Joke

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