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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

My wife made me a sandwich

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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