- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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