Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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